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This will be a whole lot less of an issue once the proper law enforcement responses are up and running. Won't be able to sit outside Olisar ganking people for very long if a pair of Hammerheads and an Idris stop in to shove a fleshy banana up your tailpile.

I have a theoretical Doctorate in Physics...

Can it even keep a bucket of chicken warm? Pfft get on level with the Colonel.

Behold!

*Speculation Warning* Okay, I'm about to speculate a lot on coming functionality here, but I beleive it falls in line with their current plans. I think the MSR is the way to go for one central reason; CPU rack/blade space. CIG have stated before that your ship's CPU racks are what will be used...

Hmmm....might have to run a few "Test cuts" on the laser at work....

Welcome aboard!

Impressive, most impressive! You don't have cats, I see.

*Spit* *DING* ....Parts'r cheaper than a new rig, 'specially if you already own it outright.

Five years with you clowns?! ....What the hell am I doing with my life?

I have been enjoying using my Mantis blades to dice unsuspecting chooms into neat slices of gonklet

I wouldnt mind going around with MaxTec to smoke some gonk chooms who're askin' for it.

Good freakin' riddance. Now that the previous trip around the sun has ended, everything will return to awesome again...Right?.....Right, guys?.....Wait...wh-....why does my calendar say December 32nd?! Oh....oh god. THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG! WE'RE DOOMED!

Much appreciated! Aint no shame in that game.....unless you read it while pooping with the door open...on a full tour bus. Dominance? Yes. Shame? Nah. Felony? Very probably. Enjoy!

Thanks for taking the time to read it! I'm glad you enjoyed it! I am nearly halfway done with part 2: Stranger's War So keep an eye out sometime next year!

Seatbelts make it harder to reach the mixers and bendy straws. Utterly useless.

Welcome to the pile! Please keep your tray tables locked into whatever position you feel like, because nobody will survive the landing anyways 🍻

BRB Going to 2077 to find the Star Citizen release date. I'll let you know what I find!

I think I'm a tad behind on my fitness and genetic modification routine to use the power axe just yet. I was thinking more of a hatchet and methy energy