Help Blind Owl With his Addiction
- Thread starter Peace88
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I'm was drinking! I'm so SORRY!! Haha. You guys are killing me
I would cry, except I know this truck was rolled by attack moose and squirrels to stop the hoarding of precious maple syrup by evil corporations (not to be confused with our not-so-evil corporate efficiency). I know for a fact every drop of this "spilled" syrup was ingested by the animals that keep Canada strong: the moose, the squirrel, the sasquatch and the mighty mighty beaver!
Well said good sir. I shall continue to spread my likes like syrup: sticky, sweet, and full of nutrients.<< I have no idea what that means.
I don't know if this is wise. He is a rather sensitive Owl who has sharp claws and a big pointy beak.
Best not to dissapoint him.
But have a like or an upvote. Or what ever the hell it is that Owl collects. More than enough ass kissin' to go around (the Verse).
Ya see what I did there, "around (the Verse)"?
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He might have pass out on the floor. Or maybe getting some sleep before the Littlest Owl wakes him up in a few.
Been there.
This is why being an uncle is awesome XD love my nephews, but I get to hand them back haha
Wait a minute. You were suppose to watch him. It was your turn.
More like a pillar of salt.
That cleans and sterilizes our wounds. Yeah that's the ticket. He sterilizes us for our protection.
Wait, wait, wait, let's not get carried away and give him any bad ideas.
I know that feeling. Had it for the first ten years of my marriage. Then my wife got me drunk and said, " I have a great idea. let's be parents!". The end of one life and the beginning of a totally different one. Bye bye money and sleep. And privacy. And going out when ever we wanted. And vacations that didn't involve a rodent. And two seat rag top. Hello sleep less nights. And taking a day off to be with sick child. And rocking a colicky kid to sleep all night. And coaching little league. And Barney. And Bob the builder. Alright I was watching Bob the Builder before, but...
And I wouldn't change a damn thing.
Only 2 pages ..... let's get it up to 200 !!!!! :grin:
Nor would I my friend. Nor would I.
Frisbeerocker
Commissar
Every few weeks we talk about removing the entire Like system.
And yet here we are. Sad!
And yet here we are. Sad!
Why..... don't you like us ?:disappointed:
Sad? Au contraire, the like system brings happiness. Instead of removing likes, perhaps you should add in a love system! Yay. Spread more happiness and joy like butter.
psssss Owl..... don't sell it with Butter.... use sticky syrup :hugging:
EpilepticCricket
Space Marshal
Best idea in this thread so far. @Blind Owl give me your sticky syrup!
When it comes to @Blind Owl , we must remember that B.O.L.D (BlindOwl like disease) is extremely contagious. Its affect seems to be sent to epidemic proportions with the consumption of beer. in order to manage the B.O.L.D disease we must first control the catalyst that fires the epidemic. therefore the only way to control B.O.L.D is to control the beer. which every testie know cannot happen. therefore I see the world as being doomed as this bold expands and gross across the verse. And to think, everyone thought it would be a flu virus that finally eradicates human kind.
