HEY! Ship advice. (I'm drunk, it's St Patty's, and this question has been asked 16903 times)

[Blind Owl]

So if you maybe had an alt account, and already had a Mustang Alpha package, but saw that the Delta was available for CCU, but really just wanted to have the alt account to play a game from the bottom, and you really love run-on sentences, what ship would you start that alt account game with? And yes Auroras count and yes we love shitposts!





Challenge: How long can this thread go on without an actual answer?

 

[Sraika]

Challenge: How long can this thread go on without an actual answer?

Let's find out, shall we? :beers:

 

[Cool-Hand-Luke]

Oh Shit.. there is a ship sale?
Damn.. missed a green LTI Phoenix.
well..
Lets just get drunk.
Cheers everyone.

 

[Injustice]

What if your alt account... had an Alt account. Think about it.

 

[Sraika]

What if your alt account... had an Alt account. Think about it.

Alt-ception.

 

[Wolfy]

What if your alt account is... in an alternative reality?...
It's been a long day...hic

 

[Bruce]

Challenge: How long can this thread go on without an actual answer?

Let me keep it running with actual question - having ANY ship means that your alt isn't at bottom already, right ?

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

They did this sale two days before pay-day so they 'aint getting penny one off me.

 

[sum1]

Sorry to be the fun police but I got to answer that question

Spoiler: The Answer

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[NaffNaffBobFace]

Sorry to be the fun police but I got to answer that question

Spoiler: The Answer

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And the Answer to the Answer as found via the Ultimate Poll thread:

Spoiler: Answers Answer

More Beer!

 

[Grimbli]

what ship would you start that alt account game with?

I think you'd probably need something like this after drinking so much...

 

[SullyQuindarius]

That's awesome.

Delta. Because, you see, the Delta doesn't have a cargo hold. Therefore, you won't be able to carry any beer besides what you can cram into the cockpit. That's a much, much harder start than the Alpha.

 

[Talonsbane]

That's awesome.

Delta. Because, you see, the Delta doesn't have a cargo hold. Therefore, you won't be able to carry any beer besides what you can cram into the cockpit. That's a much, much harder start than the Alpha.

I counter this by suggesting a Beerfarer with NO fuel at all, but 591 scu of Distilled Spirits, because nothing says rock bottom like being stranded somewhere while you would still get to enjoy those spirits as you wait for somebody to rescue you with hopes that it will be before you either run out of beer or air. The clock is ticking. Does this count enough as a non-answer?

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

So if you maybe had an alt account, and already had a Mustang Alpha package, but saw that the Delta was available for CCU, but really just wanted to have the alt account to play a game from the bottom, and you really love run-on sentences, what ship would you start that alt account game with? And yes Auroras count and yes we love shitposts!





Challenge: How long can this thread go on without an actual answer?

Sorry, can't help you. I hate run-on sentences

 

[Carlos Spicyweiner]

What if your alt account... had an Alt account. Think about it.

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THIS "THINK" STUFF???!!!

 

[StdDev]

How long can this thread go on without an actual answer?

I have the alt answer!

 

[supitza]

I'm eating an apple.

 

[NaffNaffBobFace]

I'm eating an apple.

What kind? Mac? iPod? iPad?

 

[Injustice]

CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THIS "THINK" STUFF???!!!

What if your alt account... could think?

 

[Kortheous]

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