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ThomSirveaux

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So i got an answer from one of the breweries.

A carton with 24 bottles is 40 € + shipping with a custom label. Now this is only the price for 1 carton. The brewmaster says it will get cheaper the more i order.

I will order it, to test quality, but i need a photoshop master who can design a label. i tried it but i horribly failed.

The size of the label has to be 105 x 74 mm. And it will need some official information on it e.g. how much alcohol is in it and the quantity of beer and stuff like that.

I try to summon Loteus, maybe he is willing to design a logo. But anybody with descent photoshop skills can throw in some ideas.


The bottle is designed like that:





and i was thinking of a logo like that:







Where the face is there should be written "LTI" in big letters, above "Lifetime Inebriation" and on the banner "Premium TEST Brew", at least that's how i would design it. And above that it should be mixed with our Test Squadron Logo.

Now this is only an idea.


Oh and the sort of beer is called "Helles"

This sort is tasty and at the same time doesn't offend non-german beer drinkers. (I hope i don't offend anyone with that statement, taste is different from person to person, and in my various occasions i was out of the country, beer always tasted much lighter)
I'll give it a shot, myself, but I've got class tonight after work, so if someone else beats me to the punch, oh well.

Also, is there any place I can either get a vector format of the TEST logo?
 

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I'm loving this idea! Also, I like the type of beer you picked @chrizz. While I do like beers with a little more alcohol than usual, I suggest we aim for 4.2% for obvious reasons ;)
 

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CaptainRichard

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Wow...looks like he did exactly what you were talking about, right down to the name, and even got the Chairman himself a bottle.

Uncanny.
 

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there's some proof in case anyone doubts ;)

now, should we aim for another label/logo?

Loteus is already designing a "LTI" label but i guess we could change that easily....
 

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Please do come up with a name, it'll help me figure out what the label should look like.
 

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Sorry to be the bearer of bad news on this one. I figured i should let someone know before we got them made.
 

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wow

didn't know "LTI" brew was already out there, i swear. it was just a lame idea in TEST RSI chat.

but who cares. credits to Beer4TheBeerGood coming up with this idea, too.
Grrrrr goons.
 

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"Lifetime Inebriation" has a better ring to it if anything, but yeah, if we try to continue with calling the TEST beer "LTI", we won't hear the end of "Goons did it first!" and nobody wants that. ;)
 

ThomSirveaux

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"Lifetime Inebriation" has a better ring to it if anything, but yeah, if we try to continue with calling the TEST beer "LTI", we won't hear the end of "Goons did it first!" and nobody wants that. ;)
Then, how about we just name our beers after the ships?

Aurora Ale

300iPA

Hornet Heff

Reclaimer Stout - A beer so dark, you won't realize you're getting slagg'd

The M50 - get the lightest, most refreshing beer you can find, and then add Vodka

LN Lager - A more refined beer for a more refined Aurora pilot.
 

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I like where this is going. I think we're officially at the point where we need someone with some graphic design skills to get this done.
 
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GrammarGestapo

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It should be named Banu 45

 

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Official TEST, We are here to drink your beer!, beer
 
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