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Sirus7264

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CrudeSasquatch

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i forget what the strongest beer i had but i think it was at a sit and eat movie theater in south carolina. Think it was called Fat tire or Flat tire(i was told it was 7 or 8% at the time i had it i might have gotten some other type of beer i dont remember it was good and interesting though).
Hahaha. 8.8% is in my fridge as the lowest microbrew alc%. The 10% is a butt stout. The 14% tastes like wine brewed inside of a mules colon.
 

Sirus7264

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Hahaha. 8.8% is in my fridge as the lowest microbrew alc%. The 10% is a butt stout. The 14% tastes like wine brewed inside of a mules colon.
Sounds like i need to step up my game and try something a bit harder.(i gave up heavy drinking like 4 years ago after i woke up in my rack of my ship with no pants on with my tool hanging out. when the last thing i remembered was downing my 6th long island of the night at a club as a reward to myself for doing a good job and helping a fellow friend/sailor who was aggresive when drunk get back to the ship before fighting someone.) The stories i heard the next day were so damn embarassing i vowed to myself i would give up drinking...(not to mention i was still feeling the vibes while i was on watch for half the day and i was the head watch... such bad choices how i made it through that without going to mast is a question i still ask myself. God im good at holding my composure.)
 

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Sounds like i need to step up my game and try something a bit harder.(i gave up heavy drinking like 4 years ago after i woke up in my rack of my ship with no pants on with my tool hanging out. when the last thing i remembered was downing my 6th long island of the night at a club as a reward to myself for doing a good job and helping a fellow friend/sailor who was aggresive when drunk get back to the ship before fighting someone.) The stories i heard the next day were so damn embarassing i vowed to myself i would give up drinking...(not to mention i was still feeling the vibes while i was on watch for half the day and i was the head watch... such bad choices how i made it through that without going to mast is a question i still ask myself. God im good at holding my composure.)
I also ditched hard bar a few years ago. I just don't like hearing about myself the next day. Or the hangovers.
 

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You can smoke weeds?
not really.
First you have to modify it's DNA by having a hermaphrodite cannabis bed itself and then separate it's desperate for sex female fruition from all male interaction, then scrape off the teenage girl plants crystallized hormonal sweat... and smoke that. Kinda like American Christian high-school cheer squads.
 

Blind Owl

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not really.
First you have to modify it's DNA by having a hermaphrodite cannabis bed itself and then separate it's desperate for sex female fruition from all male interaction, then scrape off the teenage girl plants crystallized hormonal sweat... and smoke that. Kinda like American Christian high-school cheer squads.
Oh dear. I was missing the Christian part. That explains everything...
 
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